Saving Your Marriage with Sex

(Fresh from the Barangay Hall of KapitanKidlat)

Out of love, Artemio married Mercy his girlfriend for almost a year. Temyong’s (Artemio) relatives don’t like Mercy because of her big mouth. They always maintained their the suspicion that Mercy had put a gayuma (love potion) to  Temyong’s bottle of beer when he attended Mercy’s birthday that he immediately fell in love with her and rush to marry her.

But they were all wrong. Artemio was attracted with Mercy’s sexy body, fair complexion, and large boobs. Mercy on the other hand did not like Artemio at first because he is not handsome, his face and eyes looks like that of a lizard.

Despite his “ugly face” Temyong is well known for being a playboy. Apparently he is a glib talker so he was able to convince Mercy to watch a horror movie. Mercy on the other hand is one who is very much afraid of ghosts. Temyong exploited her fear; and before Mercy could realized it temyong was already kissing her and fondling her breasts. The worst, he even tucked into her vagina his middle finger.

Because of that incident they got married and Mercy made life  to Temyong miserable by becoming a loudmouth. Even in front of his friends Mercy never had any respite for being a loudmouth to her husband. Although Temyong seemed to be tolerant to his wife’s nagging he is also hurting inside.

And who is happy with a wife who keeps on badmouthing you while fucking having sex? Temyong consulted his grandfather about this problem. His grandpa could not give him any advice but “taming the shew.”

But how? Here is what happened.

During the foreplay Mercy started to scold her husband for not helping her do household chores.Temyong in response kissed her and played his fingers on her clitty. Mercy refrained but moaned for tingling sensation.

Mercy pushed and stop him, and inquired about the money Temyong lend to his brother. The man responded by sucking her breasts and licking her vagina. Mercy screamed. Temyong oh Temyong…make it faster and harder honey. Uh-uhhhh, hmmmm, sarrrappppp. The Shrew had an orgasm.

Temyong’s rod got hot and stiff already. But Mercy was not ready yet for action. She remembered about the frying pan his sister borrowed which she did not return for a long long time. She started to curse but Temyong knows it’s time to go, her pussy was already wet and slippery. He immediately mounted her. And before Mercy could do more damage Temyong inserted his cock and give her inches 2 for a start. The Shrew was contained.

But then Mery was still mad, so she started cursing Temyong too for being to lenient with his family. Temyong went deeper and give her inches 4 but her machine gun mouth is not yet silenced. He pumped faster and give her inches 6. Mercy’s buttocks started to rotate. Although she was still whisperig, “your sister is a bitch.”

He was nearing then the summit and about to ejaculate so Temyong gave all what he has, inches 9! Mercy screamed and moaned so loud, ahhhhhhh….ummmmm. She put her arms around his waist and pulled him towards her.She felt the hard cock went up and down at time circling like a drill bit. Termyong too went faster and harder and finally his hot rod exploded squirting thousands and thousands of sperm.

Game over.

He dismounted her while her legs were still spread apart with her pussy opened up with man’s seminal lava still flowing down slowly.

She never said a word. She’s transfixed, all eyes glued at the ceiling.

Like A Virgin Again…

First she had a breast augmentation operation. Her small breast became large and the husband was so excited. For months they have frequent intercourse and the wife had to quit her job just to stay home and make herself beautiful, sensual and available for another night of exciting sexual encounter.

The husband used to stay in his office for long hours of overtime work. He had to do it because the wife could no longer sexually excite him. This is the first time too the wife too had experienced an overnight sex with the husband. She didn’t know where the husband was getting his energy. But that is no longer important. What matters she had much sex with the husband and she’s so excited about it too.

The husband too didn’t only kiss the lips of his wife before he leaves but even her augmented breast to inspire her. But soon the husband got tired of the augmented breasts. The wife is dark skinned and the husband whispered to her to go to the cosmetic surgeon to make it lighter, whiter, and smoother. The husband has money so the wife had her dark skin whitened.

As a result the husband become excited again. Sex frequency per night increased. The wife had never been so happy this much. She now developed a robust appetite for sex. In fact she even asked one time from the husband to fuck her at their dining table. The husband did, unfortunately they had to buy a new dining table when the furniture collapsed after and intense sexual intercourse took place on top the dining table.

But again the husband had lost interest to have sex with her. He wanted the wife to go again to the cosmetic clinic to have her face undergone plastic surgery. The doctor is a very good surgeon. He was able to make the wife looked younger by 15 years and a look alike of Paris Hilton. She asked the wife too to have her hair dyed to make her look like a blond. As expected the husband became more excited. In his office he could no longer concentrate with his job, he was always thinking of  his wife; and how would they spend the night again with much sex. The wife pussy too became wetter. She could hardly wait for the husband to arrive. And when she hears the dog barking, she became so excited and immediately open the gate. The husband could barely park the car because he was so excited to fuck his wife. But the wife was horny too and hot  always. They even had sex inside the car because they could not wait anylonger to get inside the house and have sex on their bed.

Somehow the husband eventually decreased his excitement with his beautiful wife. In his fertile mind he wanted her to become a virgin again. He asked the wife if she wanted to have a hymenal restoration surgery. The wife got excited. She wants to be a virgin again. And the OB-Gyn-Urologist/Cosmetic  Surgeon restored her hymen. She was cautioned however not have sex for a month to give enough time for the restored hymen to heal.

The husband was very unhappy for a month. He had no sex and was feeling bad always. In the office he became so hot tempered and had a quarrel even with the boss. The boss fired him. Out of pity the wife did not wait for their wedding anniversary to have a virginal sex with the husband. He vagina was tight and the husband’s penis could hardly get in. But having been that excited with the virgin wife he vigorously went in and thrust his penis. The wife grimaced with pain and a pleasure. Yes she also had much pain during the first time she had sexual intercourse and even bled but that’s nothing compared to what she experienced. And there was no blood. Anyway the husband ejaculated so much sperm and could not believe the pleasure and excitement he experience while fucking the wife.

She had already about ten vaginal penetrations but her vagina was still very tight and hurting everytime her husband fucked her. When she could no longer take the pain she went back to her doctor and complained. The doctor advised her for a re-operation. But this time they were already broke and she could not pay the doctor. But she needed to be operated so her normal sexual life had to return.

Knowing her predicament the doctor made a deal with her. It’s a dirty one but that’s all she could have to save here marriage. She conceded to the sexual proposition of the doctor. Right there in the operating room she had sex with him. To her surprise her hymen was broken and bled. She’s a liar if she would not admit she had several orgasm while having sex with the doctor. The doctor whispered to her, do you want to be re-operated still. Having experience something different she said no.

But that’s not the only time she had sex with the doctor. She also had frequent sexual intercourse with the husband and it was exciting too and full of much pleasure and sensation. Yet she could not remove from her mind her lust and affection the the surgeon. The surgeon fell in love with her and offered her to work as his medical secretary. She told her husband about it and she got his approval. Later she separated with the husband when he learned that she was having an affair with the doctor.

The husband could not do anything but accept his faith. He was only focusing on sexual relationship with the life that he wanted her to do everything for him. What he had forgotten the wife became liberated and hornier. Their marriage was dissolved on the ground of immorality and psychological incapacity.  

Now the “former” husband is already working in the Middle East as an accountant. He met a young, but not beautiful, domestic helper and married her. She may be ugly on the sight of others but to him she’s the most beautiful woman he had seen in his life. He  too was confident that his wife would not cheat him as no other man of his right mind would touch her. Nevertheless he married a woman who had never been kissed nor touched before. This is a real virgin and her name is Maria !

Michael Jackson is already History

Very sad the news. I know Michael Jackson the one to sing Ben. I like the song then because of many rats at home. Many years later, Michael Jackson of the Jackson 5 is already very popular. He is famous with his catwalk and many other more movements. He is popular singer. He is very good to entertain people. I know when he came to the Philippines to concert, many people go there to watch.

Very sad the news this morning. Very sad the many fans who went to see him in the hospital. But you know that is life. Michael Jackson is very popular but he had many problem. But let us not look at his situation anymore. Let us only think of what good thins he doing. He singing many famous songs. Why the whole world loves him is because Michael Jackson is only one of his kind. After Elvis Presly nobody became famous like Michael Jackson.

So all the fans must say ba-bye na Michael Jackson. The La Salle and Ateneo people who love Michael Jackson will you stop for a while your quarrel of the basket ball. Let us recite this, love one another for the sake of Michael Jackson.

Thank you very much to those you can read my post. Good luck to you all specially when you come to visit me always.

Can you accept my Carabao English?

You see I have limited education. I tried very best to speak English because English is the universal language. In the past I was ashame and run away if I see a foreigner because I am afraid my English language is small only. How come I am ashame because I can not understand or maybe he can not also understand me when we are already speaking.

But my supervisor told me that my duty is to speak to people if they ask information because I am employee. Since then I practice the English language to speak. You know even if I have high school education, I do not know everything. My grammar is not even perfect. But  for as long that I can speak English and communicated, there is understanding.

Now I am not ashame anymore. Americans and other foreigners speaking to me in english, we have understanding. They say thank you when I can help them go find their direction. When they buy something I can tell them if the price is right. Is this not wonderful?

I speak other Filipino dialects but I now speak only in English to my children and grand children. I even practice my English when I speak to my dogs and cats. Wonderful you see because they not only understand Tagalog language they understand also my English.

Again I question you like this. Can you accept my Carabao English. By the way somebody ask me, what do you mean carabao English. I said it is the language of the poor trying hard to explain the situation and information of so many things to the people of the world. I beg of you to understand because we people in the world need to talk so that we will know the truth of the matter in the issues of politics and economy.

So now thank you very much because I have explanation of my side already and you know what I mean.

Now you are all welcome to my blog. I will write what I see and learned. You will also comment if you like it and learn something about it. But if you have other information also why not explain so that many people will have the benefit of the doubt. I mean they will also know your sides.

See you and happy blogging to myself with you.

Hello Wonderful People of the World

I am a little bit old already to learn about computer. But I believe in the saying better late than never.

So even if I am late, it does not matter. I know I can still catch up. Although there as so many things yet to learn.

I am only a high school graduate and worked as a janitor. I learned carpentry, painting and handyman job through experience.

My English is not that very good but I have some educated grandchildren who can help me.

I hope when you come and visit me and read about my articles written in Carabao English (not very good to speak and write) I apologize. But please be considerate too because I know many issues and I can discuss them also.

Why I blog? I blog because there are intelligent people you can talk too in the cyberworld. I want to learn because I have been denied of this opportunit in my life.

As I said during my retirement party, “I must be lucky. My life is very difficult my mother and father did not school. I finish only high school level but cannot have education in college. I worked as janitor to retreat from poverty. Now I am retire and I tell you my life is happy. I have a history here already because I make this place clean and beautiful.”

And I will say this too today. “There is the computer technology but nobody help me. I become interested and now I will also use it. Thank you very much to my children and grandchildren for helping me. I also thank you very much my granddaughter Katrina for the editing of my grammars.”

What is all about HaydeenKoi’s blog? I want to inject vitality and zest into my life. I don’t care about sex scandal. I love the potential and physical appearance of a person. I can see myself in my younger days in the person of that doctor who was the talk of the town recently because of video scandal. I admired many ladies but I could not get their affection because I am ashame to court them. I am very poor only. So if I am only like my idol (Haydeen)then I could have married a beautiful woman. I married one anyway who can afford my face and personality. Even if she is not beautiful she has many skills also and give me many children who are now educated.

Thank you very much and may be be friends forever maybe in the blogging activity.